DETOX

The weekend was fun and eventful. Friday night consisted of a birthday party, a high school friend from TN, a smokey summerville bar, and a yard that needed to be forked. Saturday I woke up with a gigantic swollen knee and an even more eventful day starting off with a hospital tour (side note: was everyone gettin busy at the end of Summer 2009? Cause holy pregnant women!) Saturday ended in dinner at a fantastic restaurant downtown called Muse. The food, the atmosphere and the company were amazing, the service...not so much. Sunday morning I said bye to my dearest TN friend and set sail to purchase a TV, easier said than done....and no luck after a few hours of searching so I opted to watch the Oscars with my sister. I also said my goodbyes to my momma who had been in town for 2 weeks, its always good to have family in town especially when its the parental units. So after a great weekend of awesome food I am now........DETOXING.

So today starts my anticipated detox....

Day 1. Instead of my ususal breakfast menu consisting of a bowl of cereal, or banana with peanut butter, or protein shake, I am now shoveling(not eating, SHOVELING) blueberries, grapes, and water that tastes like toothpaste and looks like something that comes out of a small infant down my throat. For lunch I ate a lame salad with a side of more poo water and this afternoon I'm looking forward to a green apple. For dinner I'm thinking some brown rice with water. Ladies and Gentlemen I have 6 more days of this...a cheering section would be great right about now.